Blergh ...
I got a letter in the mail yesterday ... it was good. It was from the Association of Independent Photographers, in connection with that I have applied to the Government Art Scholarship next year. They could not see that I have submitted a picture to "exhibition" all applicants are required to attend, otherwise the application is not accepted. The thing which I had completely forgotten! Fuckin shit ... After I started working, I never had time to either take pictures or have any creativity left at all. Have not devoted to the exhibition, one thought, until I got the letter now. Too late to get printed a picture and had sent it with the frame either, even though they wrote that they had extended the deadline a few days so I would prefer to send again ... in case I sent had been lost in the mail. Whether I reach it, unless I take the train in and deliver it personally. I work for the country while the copy is open, so I do not get no printed image, and it is not certain that Tom had had time to print just when I go there. Fucking shit, there went the opportunity for scholarships right down the drain. The picture to the exhibition had to be "ready for the show" too, that had to be in the frame and with Late ellerno to hang it up. Argh. Oh well ... one had certainly not received any scholarship anyway, so it was perhaps meant to go like that. Otherwise, I wait until next fall back to searching. : / This is how it goes ...
It was in essence a bit strange Christmas this year, Heidi, Amalie and Alex would not be with the mom and Helge, so it was just me and them. But it was nice and there:) Got a nice pile of money, Pirates of the Caribbean II from Heidi, and from Maria, I got Superman Returns, The Ring, Lord of War, Brave Heart and Sin City films I have wished for leenge! Also, I got candlesticks and candles that smell so good that I want to taste them, and something I will choose to call "heroic" underwear. = D Marit ALWAYS able to choose gifts that make me happy! * Very happy with the Christmas Eve * But I still wonder what happens on New Year's Eve ... lissom have not decided anything, and it's not a soul who can say whether they bother to come here or not. Is it going to be so damn hard to just say "no" then?
Kamelot DVD is the best! : D
I am a king of honor
gold and glory
But everythings king must die
Also Been In the garden just and righteous
What is glory I know I've
thorn and taken life and here
Able
a small and simple man
who will trade his karma for my kingdom
a sacrificial rite to render truth
the fire in my soul rejects my wisdom
cause all you do in life comes back to you
I am a king in crisis
counting minutes
there is an ending to my reign
my sins have come to face me
I can feel it
that I have lived my life in vain
and now I know I'll reap
the seeds I've sown
who will trade his karma for my kingdom
a sacrificial rite to render truth
the fire in my soul rejects my wisdom
cause all you do in life comes back to you
am I mad
I feel so void and cold
who can tell
who holds the stories
untold tired and trembling I am descending
goodwill I may have to stay here
and live this life again
Wednesday, December 27, 2006
Saturday, November 25, 2006
Football Players In Jocks
Hee ...
I bought my Xbox 360 yesterday, and it's pair of D * jumping around * Testa to play online for FarCry, and it showed that it was largely småunger playing ... heard it because all had the headset with the harp. Sooo ... I ended up having fun to shoot them on my own team and stuff like that right in the head, only to hear that crap the kids were angry. : D Mary has to the Christmas party tonight, so I'm nothing in the world ... other than to sit home and play! Helga is going to go far too fast anyway, because I first have to town and take pictures for the exam to Katrine, and afterwards I have to make a cd cover out of those when I get home. Hopefully it does not take much too long, otherwise I will play lots of lots of Gears of War:) * gliise *
I bought my Xbox 360 yesterday, and it's pair of D * jumping around * Testa to play online for FarCry, and it showed that it was largely småunger playing ... heard it because all had the headset with the harp. Sooo ... I ended up having fun to shoot them on my own team and stuff like that right in the head, only to hear that crap the kids were angry. : D Mary has to the Christmas party tonight, so I'm nothing in the world ... other than to sit home and play! Helga is going to go far too fast anyway, because I first have to town and take pictures for the exam to Katrine, and afterwards I have to make a cd cover out of those when I get home. Hopefully it does not take much too long, otherwise I will play lots of lots of Gears of War:) * gliise *
Monday, November 20, 2006
How Many Grams In Everyday Minerals Foundation
Haha!
I was so happy when I heard he fuckin bedreviter-Dust was fired after less than a week: D The whole time, then set he commented on everything that was said by the trainers, and would constantly come up with additional info about altmulig. In the cafeteria the other day so of course he came and sat down at my table and would teach me about both photoshop and photography. Hate people like him ... that all the time SHOULD be right along what the hell it is about, and who love to use nice words and technical terms as often as possible, to work as smart as possible. Hahaaa, sour it! Was kicked out after 4 days, it's sad that ... He had known a bad reputation from when he worked in the department in Halden, and someone there had accidentally visited Rolvsøy and kjente'n again. : D Fuck Cult! Yes, he was also schtøgg. Reminded me of the bozo-Øystein.
Even more training this week, but feel that it is better now than it did in the beginning of last week. But it is still sinnsyyykt much info to absorb at once. Seems a lot easier when I sit and listen to the other takes the phones come in, then it is more logical lissom .. all the nursing programs and the things they do. Friday there will be the first time we accept phones, but we get to work 2 and 2 Monday will be the real thing ... hoho. * * Gruglede the
* wander and make their food
I was so happy when I heard he fuckin bedreviter-Dust was fired after less than a week: D The whole time, then set he commented on everything that was said by the trainers, and would constantly come up with additional info about altmulig. In the cafeteria the other day so of course he came and sat down at my table and would teach me about both photoshop and photography. Hate people like him ... that all the time SHOULD be right along what the hell it is about, and who love to use nice words and technical terms as often as possible, to work as smart as possible. Hahaaa, sour it! Was kicked out after 4 days, it's sad that ... He had known a bad reputation from when he worked in the department in Halden, and someone there had accidentally visited Rolvsøy and kjente'n again. : D Fuck Cult! Yes, he was also schtøgg. Reminded me of the bozo-Øystein.
Even more training this week, but feel that it is better now than it did in the beginning of last week. But it is still sinnsyyykt much info to absorb at once. Seems a lot easier when I sit and listen to the other takes the phones come in, then it is more logical lissom .. all the nursing programs and the things they do. Friday there will be the first time we accept phones, but we get to work 2 and 2 Monday will be the real thing ... hoho. * * Gruglede the
* wander and make their food
Saturday, November 4, 2006
Hives On External Pubis
Halloween is over ...
* Almost a year to the next Halloween! : (Had it so insanely fun that time here, Marit was Little Red Riding Hood, with really nice skirt and stuff gown she had sewn completely self (clever as she is, it was really nice too!), And I wore women's clothes and was "Grandma ". I think I saw the terrible hell out, even had two relaxing water balloons on a string around your neck under your clothes, so tit hung lissom down by stomach somewhere. Totally awful bad: D Bear came as a sheet-ghost with chains , and so really Cooler than I had imagined that a sheet-ghost could be. Frederick was a zombie ellerno, and pink in the face because he'd play mixed blood with white makeup ... hehehe. Ann Helen did not have costume this year either, a little bit disappointing I think. Morten looked like the sand people from Star Wars ellerno, gas mask and suit of burlap sacks, and various sword. Nina was Nina was ... well maybe not see a thing? Lene was in any case so nasty japanese horror girl, from the Grudge ellerno. Alex, I'm not entirely sure, but he had at least one costume. The type of Nina had lent a theatrical costume I think, and looked like something from The Journey to Christmas Star ellerno, hehehehe. Hope he does not read it here: D Have I forgotten anyone then trooo? Yes, Catherine was the devil Alberta with horns and stuff. Simen And ... hmm ... Witch? Male Witch? I do not know.
Marit cut out a really naughty and nice pumpkins, we also dons mass before the party with cobwebs and edderkoppær bats and such fine-paper strip pumpkin things and things that Marie had bought. Was fucking cool! Nice that I got help, because it had not been as good if I'd done it all alone and I had not managed it either. And confetti and colored light bulbs pretty much anywhere. Also, we had a corpse hanging in the hallway with the all-time ugliest jelly-eye and blood and stuff. Shit was fun! Obviously someone who does not actually show up said they would show up, but I'm so used to that thing where now that I react less and less of it. Heidi and Alex was at a party somewhere else, but they were fucking cool costumes .. The priest and nun! : D Well, I also served in the blood brain sauce, as some chose to slurp with a straw in it. At the end of the evening was Mary and Ann-Helen in the basement and nailed together a cross, which they later would run around with down the road ... while it burned. Could never really fire to the cross, but it was insanely fun anyway:)
Morro that Frederick had taken with his new CD too, and I finally got to hear the music. Passa really quite good to cover, I think, and the music was actually very good. Impressively well.
Was the interview-thing on Thursday, ADSL support Transcom ... depends if I get it then. Seemed like the test went okay, but you never know. Today I took down the exhibition and, because one or another on death and life were to hang up his right today ... bah. Sold nothing I, but received lots of positive feedback in any case. And then there is fun anyway.
wonder how it will be to start with lenses ... I imagine that it must be completely forjævlig disgusting to take them on, but again must be the first. Was the vision and took the test and so today, ordered my glasses in the first place .. so is it like Lens hours as soon as I get the list of what everything costs. Must be able to afford shit and.
ÆSh, I feel really quite unsuccessful day, seems like no matter what I do so it is never heeelt good enough. Although I'm really trying now. Really. Maybe it's simply not possible, maybe I never CAN do all things well enough ...? It is lissom always something that is wrong, no matter what I do. In any case, it's the feeling I'm left with. * Sigh * Maybe I should get better at making demands of others, rather than to just go with the constant feeling of failing to live up to claims being made for me. It could have been an idea ...
stare * south park *
* Almost a year to the next Halloween! : (Had it so insanely fun that time here, Marit was Little Red Riding Hood, with really nice skirt and stuff gown she had sewn completely self (clever as she is, it was really nice too!), And I wore women's clothes and was "Grandma ". I think I saw the terrible hell out, even had two relaxing water balloons on a string around your neck under your clothes, so tit hung lissom down by stomach somewhere. Totally awful bad: D Bear came as a sheet-ghost with chains , and so really Cooler than I had imagined that a sheet-ghost could be. Frederick was a zombie ellerno, and pink in the face because he'd play mixed blood with white makeup ... hehehe. Ann Helen did not have costume this year either, a little bit disappointing I think. Morten looked like the sand people from Star Wars ellerno, gas mask and suit of burlap sacks, and various sword. Nina was Nina was ... well maybe not see a thing? Lene was in any case so nasty japanese horror girl, from the Grudge ellerno. Alex, I'm not entirely sure, but he had at least one costume. The type of Nina had lent a theatrical costume I think, and looked like something from The Journey to Christmas Star ellerno, hehehehe. Hope he does not read it here: D Have I forgotten anyone then trooo? Yes, Catherine was the devil Alberta with horns and stuff. Simen And ... hmm ... Witch? Male Witch? I do not know.
Marit cut out a really naughty and nice pumpkins, we also dons mass before the party with cobwebs and edderkoppær bats and such fine-paper strip pumpkin things and things that Marie had bought. Was fucking cool! Nice that I got help, because it had not been as good if I'd done it all alone and I had not managed it either. And confetti and colored light bulbs pretty much anywhere. Also, we had a corpse hanging in the hallway with the all-time ugliest jelly-eye and blood and stuff. Shit was fun! Obviously someone who does not actually show up said they would show up, but I'm so used to that thing where now that I react less and less of it. Heidi and Alex was at a party somewhere else, but they were fucking cool costumes .. The priest and nun! : D Well, I also served in the blood brain sauce, as some chose to slurp with a straw in it. At the end of the evening was Mary and Ann-Helen in the basement and nailed together a cross, which they later would run around with down the road ... while it burned. Could never really fire to the cross, but it was insanely fun anyway:)
Morro that Frederick had taken with his new CD too, and I finally got to hear the music. Passa really quite good to cover, I think, and the music was actually very good. Impressively well.
Was the interview-thing on Thursday, ADSL support Transcom ... depends if I get it then. Seemed like the test went okay, but you never know. Today I took down the exhibition and, because one or another on death and life were to hang up his right today ... bah. Sold nothing I, but received lots of positive feedback in any case. And then there is fun anyway.
wonder how it will be to start with lenses ... I imagine that it must be completely forjævlig disgusting to take them on, but again must be the first. Was the vision and took the test and so today, ordered my glasses in the first place .. so is it like Lens hours as soon as I get the list of what everything costs. Must be able to afford shit and.
ÆSh, I feel really quite unsuccessful day, seems like no matter what I do so it is never heeelt good enough. Although I'm really trying now. Really. Maybe it's simply not possible, maybe I never CAN do all things well enough ...? It is lissom always something that is wrong, no matter what I do. In any case, it's the feeling I'm left with. * Sigh * Maybe I should get better at making demands of others, rather than to just go with the constant feeling of failing to live up to claims being made for me. It could have been an idea ...
stare * south park *
Thursday, October 19, 2006
Toys R Us Arceus Event Soulsilver
Soon Halloween! : D
Now it's just a little over a week to Halloween, and I have not yet got fix my costume. You know like that around. what to be, so I'll probably be able to find no soon .. Maybe tomorrow when I'm going to town and hang up posters and stuff. Mhm! Digg to be done with all the pictures to the exhibition, the only thing I lack now is like fishing line to hang up, otherwise everything is clear. A little suck that there were 11 images instead of 12, but that might just be .. when it should be so damn hard to get a picture of someone in the butcher costume. Force majeure or whatever the hell it's called, when "things are not possessed by" doing things like that goes down the toilet. But I do not care that! It will stick with 11 pictures, I can not stand more bullshit and pes to get kaaanskje fix the last photo shoot. To hell with it.
Hate to be a cold ... I feel pretty ass, and it did not sleep a few hours istad either. Helping not so much that my mood has been really swinging the last few days for various reasons ... Hope I'll be fresher during the weekend, will not do so terribly much anyway. Just one trip to town tomorrow and look for now I can use as a costume, buy fishing line and hang up plakatær.
was done with the cover of Frederick today too .. and he was thankfully happy:) So when I get hung up the exhibition on Monday and get it some way "Out of the world", so it is temporary employment agencies and some stuff like I do. Also, I finally get Pella me an optician and get fix my vision is so møkklei to squint my way through life. I see hardly a damn thing when it starts getting a bit dark at night ... I Lysa from cars that are several hundred meters away looks like huge suns with rays in all directions. But I've been so used to having it that way, so I have in a way taught me to live with it. It just felt so extra well how bad vision I have when it begins to fall and much darker out and stuff ... so now I'll go and fix my new glasses and hopefully and lenses. Just need to get some money first:)
I look forward to Halloween I, cobwebs hanging everywhere and decorate and fix .. Maybe a little gay to decorate. But most of all I look forward to seeing Maria again. It is nice that! Excited Aass her costume is and. Excited about what generally happens to come too really, but I am determined that it should be fine. So then it does.
http://www.heavymetal.no/show.article.asp?menuid=&artid=5179 * some * happy
You Bebi! !
Haha! : D * * pekepå
Now it's just a little over a week to Halloween, and I have not yet got fix my costume. You know like that around. what to be, so I'll probably be able to find no soon .. Maybe tomorrow when I'm going to town and hang up posters and stuff. Mhm! Digg to be done with all the pictures to the exhibition, the only thing I lack now is like fishing line to hang up, otherwise everything is clear. A little suck that there were 11 images instead of 12, but that might just be .. when it should be so damn hard to get a picture of someone in the butcher costume. Force majeure or whatever the hell it's called, when "things are not possessed by" doing things like that goes down the toilet. But I do not care that! It will stick with 11 pictures, I can not stand more bullshit and pes to get kaaanskje fix the last photo shoot. To hell with it.
Hate to be a cold ... I feel pretty ass, and it did not sleep a few hours istad either. Helping not so much that my mood has been really swinging the last few days for various reasons ... Hope I'll be fresher during the weekend, will not do so terribly much anyway. Just one trip to town tomorrow and look for now I can use as a costume, buy fishing line and hang up plakatær.
was done with the cover of Frederick today too .. and he was thankfully happy:) So when I get hung up the exhibition on Monday and get it some way "Out of the world", so it is temporary employment agencies and some stuff like I do. Also, I finally get Pella me an optician and get fix my vision is so møkklei to squint my way through life. I see hardly a damn thing when it starts getting a bit dark at night ... I Lysa from cars that are several hundred meters away looks like huge suns with rays in all directions. But I've been so used to having it that way, so I have in a way taught me to live with it. It just felt so extra well how bad vision I have when it begins to fall and much darker out and stuff ... so now I'll go and fix my new glasses and hopefully and lenses. Just need to get some money first:)
I look forward to Halloween I, cobwebs hanging everywhere and decorate and fix .. Maybe a little gay to decorate. But most of all I look forward to seeing Maria again. It is nice that! Excited Aass her costume is and. Excited about what generally happens to come too really, but I am determined that it should be fine. So then it does.
http://www.heavymetal.no/show.article.asp?menuid=&artid=5179 * some * happy
You Bebi! !
Haha! : D * * pekepå
Tuesday, October 10, 2006
White Spot On Facebookchat Mean
Bah ...
shit mood! Drittvær. Shitty day basically ... Been received and printed posters for the exhibition today, and hung up 5 pieces ellerno on the way home. But that damn tape refuses to sit the proper inside the bus shelter that is shaggy with dust, they saw the posters released safely during the night. Should have had a huge nail gun instead, and bolted shit fixed. I'm freezing, too, I'm fucking hungry. ... Also, I'm thirsty! * Miss * Marit
shit mood! Drittvær. Shitty day basically ... Been received and printed posters for the exhibition today, and hung up 5 pieces ellerno on the way home. But that damn tape refuses to sit the proper inside the bus shelter that is shaggy with dust, they saw the posters released safely during the night. Should have had a huge nail gun instead, and bolted shit fixed. I'm freezing, too, I'm fucking hungry. ... Also, I'm thirsty! * Miss * Marit
Monday, September 25, 2006
Deputy Travis Juniorcostume
Mail from "Melvin" ...
> From: "Melvin Samson \u0026lt;melvinsamson_005@hotmail.co.uk>
> Reply-To: melvinsamson010@yahoo.com
> Subject: GET BACK IMMEDIATELY
> Date: Sun, 24 Sep 2006 15:25:55 +0000
>
>My Dear Friend,
>
>Greetings:
>
>My name is Mr. Melvin Samson I work as an accountant in a bank; I
>contacted you to work together with me in claiming my late client's
>estate. Unfortunately he died without a registered next of kin and
>as such the funds now have an open beneficiary status. You could be
>made the beneficiary since you share the same last name with him.
>
>This has officially transferred the right to you, as no other person
>from his family knows anything about this fund with our bank.If you
>are interested in working with me,
>
>please get back to me as quickly as possible so that I give you the
>details of what we are to do. I wait for your prompt response so
>that I can give you more briefing of what you need to and how to do
>it.
>
>Thanks for your co-operation.
>
>Best regards,
>
>Melvin.
'Allo there Melvin yer sexy beast!
Oi! It makes me so 'appy ter know that yer've finally managed ter get a Uncle Bob in that bank. Now yer don't 'ave ter sit outside wiv yor wee McDonald's cup and beg for brass from strangers anymore. Good for yer! Honest guv! I would right luv ter work wiv yer, right, but first yer'll 'ave ter show me some proof that yor yer. Please send me a photo wiv yer 'oldin' a big sign wiv a banana on it. On the banana I want the bleedin' text "Chuck Tan Doori is me buttmaster".
Thank yer!
Mae West Regards,
Sir Chuck Tan Doori the chuffin' Greatest Man Alive
> From: "Melvin Samson \u0026lt;melvinsamson_005@hotmail.co.uk>
> Reply-To: melvinsamson010@yahoo.com
> Subject: GET BACK IMMEDIATELY
> Date: Sun, 24 Sep 2006 15:25:55 +0000
>
>My Dear Friend,
>
>Greetings:
>
>My name is Mr. Melvin Samson I work as an accountant in a bank; I
>contacted you to work together with me in claiming my late client's
>estate. Unfortunately he died without a registered next of kin and
>as such the funds now have an open beneficiary status. You could be
>made the beneficiary since you share the same last name with him.
>
>This has officially transferred the right to you, as no other person
>from his family knows anything about this fund with our bank.If you
>are interested in working with me,
>
>please get back to me as quickly as possible so that I give you the
>details of what we are to do. I wait for your prompt response so
>that I can give you more briefing of what you need to and how to do
>it.
>
>Thanks for your co-operation.
>
>Best regards,
>
>Melvin.
'Allo there Melvin yer sexy beast!
Oi! It makes me so 'appy ter know that yer've finally managed ter get a Uncle Bob in that bank. Now yer don't 'ave ter sit outside wiv yor wee McDonald's cup and beg for brass from strangers anymore. Good for yer! Honest guv! I would right luv ter work wiv yer, right, but first yer'll 'ave ter show me some proof that yor yer. Please send me a photo wiv yer 'oldin' a big sign wiv a banana on it. On the banana I want the bleedin' text "Chuck Tan Doori is me buttmaster".
Thank yer!
Mae West Regards,
Sir Chuck Tan Doori the chuffin' Greatest Man Alive
Friday, September 22, 2006
Cliff Keen Headgear Adjustment
Wahahahaha: D
>From: "ray deen" <raydeen@atlas.sk>
>Reply-To: "Ray" <raydeen@katamail.com>
>Subject: In trust from Ray
>Date: Wed, 20 Sep 2006 17:00:58 +0200
>
>In trust from Ray
>Hello dear,
>I am Raymond Deen from sierra leone but residing in Ivory Coast in Africa. It is my desire to contact you on honesty and sincerity to assist me in transferring the sum of $3,520,000 inherited from my father late Alh. Cecil Deen to your country for investment. I am motivated in contacting you and hope to gradually build trust, relationship and confidence in you as i get to know you better.
>So please i want to know if you will be of assistance but first i want to get to know you better. I am willing to offer you $352,000 usd for your effort input after the successful transfer of this money and investment, I have plans to do investment in your country, like real estate and industrial production. This is my reason for writing to you. Please if you are willing to assist me. Indicate your interest towards assisting me by sending your phone # and address so that i can communicate with you at any time. I will be waiting for your response.
>thanks
>Raymond (skype ID: raysilv)
Hello sweet man!
I'm so terribly happy to recieve this mail from you about investment in Norway. Luckily for you I know lots and lots of good ways you can invest your money, and I wanna give you a few examples below.
First of all, what you really need to buy to get a good start in a fucked up country would be to buy the government. So why don't you start with buying this one? http://www.stortinget.no/ Yes, send them a mail and tell them you wanna buy the entire building with all the people inside it. Stoltenberg too, as he's a very very silly man. You can buy him and then sell him to someone else. To Israel for instance.
Then secondly I think you should buy Oslo Børs, as I can't think of any place with higher potential for investments at the moment. http://www.oslobors.no/ob/ Oh, and make sure you get one of those McDonald's restaurants as well, in case you get hungry. Mostly african people working there anyways, at least in Oslo, so you're feel just like home there.
But you can't just buy boring places, so you're gonna need some entertainment too. How about buying Tusenfryd? It's a very fun place for people like you, maybe you can even take tømmerrenna while you're there. You'll get wet and scream alot while waving your arms around. Check out www.tusenfryd.no for more information, my kuksuger friend.
Love and kisses from your new best friend,
Jerome O'Zexuall
>From: "ray deen" <raydeen@atlas.sk>
>Reply-To: "Ray" <raydeen@katamail.com>
>Subject: In trust from Ray
>Date: Wed, 20 Sep 2006 17:00:58 +0200
>
>In trust from Ray
>Hello dear,
>I am Raymond Deen from sierra leone but residing in Ivory Coast in Africa. It is my desire to contact you on honesty and sincerity to assist me in transferring the sum of $3,520,000 inherited from my father late Alh. Cecil Deen to your country for investment. I am motivated in contacting you and hope to gradually build trust, relationship and confidence in you as i get to know you better.
>So please i want to know if you will be of assistance but first i want to get to know you better. I am willing to offer you $352,000 usd for your effort input after the successful transfer of this money and investment, I have plans to do investment in your country, like real estate and industrial production. This is my reason for writing to you. Please if you are willing to assist me. Indicate your interest towards assisting me by sending your phone # and address so that i can communicate with you at any time. I will be waiting for your response.
>thanks
>Raymond (skype ID: raysilv)
Hello sweet man!
I'm so terribly happy to recieve this mail from you about investment in Norway. Luckily for you I know lots and lots of good ways you can invest your money, and I wanna give you a few examples below.
First of all, what you really need to buy to get a good start in a fucked up country would be to buy the government. So why don't you start with buying this one? http://www.stortinget.no/ Yes, send them a mail and tell them you wanna buy the entire building with all the people inside it. Stoltenberg too, as he's a very very silly man. You can buy him and then sell him to someone else. To Israel for instance.
Then secondly I think you should buy Oslo Børs, as I can't think of any place with higher potential for investments at the moment. http://www.oslobors.no/ob/ Oh, and make sure you get one of those McDonald's restaurants as well, in case you get hungry. Mostly african people working there anyways, at least in Oslo, so you're feel just like home there.
But you can't just buy boring places, so you're gonna need some entertainment too. How about buying Tusenfryd? It's a very fun place for people like you, maybe you can even take tømmerrenna while you're there. You'll get wet and scream alot while waving your arms around. Check out www.tusenfryd.no for more information, my kuksuger friend.
Love and kisses from your new best friend,
Jerome O'Zexuall
Setting Up Time On Dvp Sr200p Dvd Player
And the scam goes on ...
To: Chuck Tan Doori ,
Dearest one,
I sincerely thank you so much for your response and interest to assist us in this transaction and as you was informed, your information has today submitted at the bank as my foreign associate and a guardian to my son KELVIN OWEN.
So, I will appreciate you to contact the bank directly as my foreign associate. Again, you should request from them on how this transfer will be made into your nominated bank account as I can not handle this transaction due to my present condition.
Here is the bank contact bellow:
Bank Atlantic CI
Av. Du General Gaulle Plateau
04 BP 1036 Abidjan 04
Rev. Dr. Martin Lafon (Bank Manager)
Tell: +22507001306
Fax: +22506435701
Email: infobaci@banknoteclub.com
Further more, you should contact the bank urgently and inform me your conversation with them through email and call Kelvin for any information about this transaction because I have explain everything to him.
Attached is the picture me and my late husband and Kelvin. ( http://www.home.no/taragraph/MEANDMYLATEHUSBAND.jpg og http://www.home.no/taragraph/KELVINPIC.jpg Herregud!)
We hope to hear from you soon.
Yours sincerely.
Mrs Grace Owen
+22507066535
...Det her tar jo aldri slutt?!...Ok, siste sjangs:
Greetings and-ah salutations in the name of The Lord to You, lovely Grace-ah!
While eatin' my blessed macaroni and cheese-ah dinner today I suddenly realized-ah that HEY-ah! Heyyy! I haven't heard from-ah little Mrs Grace Owen for quite some time now. By the Lord Father in the Honey Heavens! Are you dead, Mrs. Grace? Has the evil satanic-ah disease finally brought you down-ah!? I sure hope not, for I dooo have-ah some interesting news for you!
My son Kermit left town the other day-ah! He's gone-ah...Gone to become a missionary in the forest nearby, to tame those filthy natives we got living around there. Jesus praiiise him, for he shall set those savages free Grace! Yesss-ah! YESSS-AH! By the way-ah, I really think your son Kelvin reminds me of one of my old classmates. His name was Celsius. He had the worst-ah, WORSt-ah sunburn you could evah imagine, Grace! For God had made Celsius an albino. And so he cried-ah, he CRIED-ah! But he was brave-ah, and all the children made up a song about him and called him Sunny.
Those were happy days, Grace. And he would pray every night-ah, for the Lord God Jesus Allmighty Fathah and Cousins to make his life easier, but nothing ever happened. The boy-ah...was CURSED-ah! AMEN! Please look at the picture I'm sending-ah, to see how terrible he looked because of Satan. ( http://www.home.no/taragraph/albino2.jpg ) Grace, you must pray for him too! Halleluja, pray for dearest Celcius! Pray for the Holy Lord to make him brown like myself-ah!
I will also include-ah, this family photo. ( http://www.home.no/taragraph/ventriloquist.jpg ) HALLELUJAH! Yesss! You can see my father on the left, my brother in the middle and-ah his two sons, Brown Moe and Freckled Pete. Bless them! Bless them, for they have this terrible disease-ah! They've all got muppetitis, normally a disease known only in muppet families, but now we've contracted it too. Pray for them, Grace. PRAY-ah!!
And finally I have-ah one very very important message for You, Gracie... I've been in contact with the Holy Bank and I'm ready. Ready to make the blessed transaction for your beloved son Kelvin.
But I will need another thing from you Grace, and I need a better picture. I need you to prove-ah to me that you are really yourselves, and not one of Satan's dark angels in disguise.
You will have to send me another photo. Yess-ah! Another photo of yourselves or your son Kelvin, holding a sign that says these words-ah, and these words only, and nothing else-ah: "Reverend Chuck Tan Doori is my sheperd and I shall be his lambchop monkey". But I also believe-ah that "I love Chuck Tan Doori" will do just fine too. Aaaamen!
Remember, this is very important for me to get this transaction going. So you MUST send me-ah this photo I just described. Halleluuuujah! Now go out and make diciples, harvest crops and kick ugly babies in the name of the Holy Bearded Fella.
Please I beg You to hurry, I really need the cash-ah to be able to give my family proper treatment for the muppetitis!!!
Blessed Regards and hairy man-nipple squeezes from
Reverend Chuck "Don't stick that candle there, Father" Tan Doori.
To: Chuck Tan Doori ,
Dearest one,
I sincerely thank you so much for your response and interest to assist us in this transaction and as you was informed, your information has today submitted at the bank as my foreign associate and a guardian to my son KELVIN OWEN.
So, I will appreciate you to contact the bank directly as my foreign associate. Again, you should request from them on how this transfer will be made into your nominated bank account as I can not handle this transaction due to my present condition.
Here is the bank contact bellow:
Bank Atlantic CI
Av. Du General Gaulle Plateau
04 BP 1036 Abidjan 04
Rev. Dr. Martin Lafon (Bank Manager)
Tell: +22507001306
Fax: +22506435701
Email: infobaci@banknoteclub.com
Further more, you should contact the bank urgently and inform me your conversation with them through email and call Kelvin for any information about this transaction because I have explain everything to him.
Attached is the picture me and my late husband and Kelvin. ( http://www.home.no/taragraph/MEANDMYLATEHUSBAND.jpg og http://www.home.no/taragraph/KELVINPIC.jpg Herregud!)
We hope to hear from you soon.
Yours sincerely.
Mrs Grace Owen
+22507066535
...Det her tar jo aldri slutt?!...Ok, siste sjangs:
Greetings and-ah salutations in the name of The Lord to You, lovely Grace-ah!
While eatin' my blessed macaroni and cheese-ah dinner today I suddenly realized-ah that HEY-ah! Heyyy! I haven't heard from-ah little Mrs Grace Owen for quite some time now. By the Lord Father in the Honey Heavens! Are you dead, Mrs. Grace? Has the evil satanic-ah disease finally brought you down-ah!? I sure hope not, for I dooo have-ah some interesting news for you!
My son Kermit left town the other day-ah! He's gone-ah...Gone to become a missionary in the forest nearby, to tame those filthy natives we got living around there. Jesus praiiise him, for he shall set those savages free Grace! Yesss-ah! YESSS-AH! By the way-ah, I really think your son Kelvin reminds me of one of my old classmates. His name was Celsius. He had the worst-ah, WORSt-ah sunburn you could evah imagine, Grace! For God had made Celsius an albino. And so he cried-ah, he CRIED-ah! But he was brave-ah, and all the children made up a song about him and called him Sunny.
Those were happy days, Grace. And he would pray every night-ah, for the Lord God Jesus Allmighty Fathah and Cousins to make his life easier, but nothing ever happened. The boy-ah...was CURSED-ah! AMEN! Please look at the picture I'm sending-ah, to see how terrible he looked because of Satan. ( http://www.home.no/taragraph/albino2.jpg ) Grace, you must pray for him too! Halleluja, pray for dearest Celcius! Pray for the Holy Lord to make him brown like myself-ah!
I will also include-ah, this family photo. ( http://www.home.no/taragraph/ventriloquist.jpg ) HALLELUJAH! Yesss! You can see my father on the left, my brother in the middle and-ah his two sons, Brown Moe and Freckled Pete. Bless them! Bless them, for they have this terrible disease-ah! They've all got muppetitis, normally a disease known only in muppet families, but now we've contracted it too. Pray for them, Grace. PRAY-ah!!
And finally I have-ah one very very important message for You, Gracie... I've been in contact with the Holy Bank and I'm ready. Ready to make the blessed transaction for your beloved son Kelvin.
But I will need another thing from you Grace, and I need a better picture. I need you to prove-ah to me that you are really yourselves, and not one of Satan's dark angels in disguise.
You will have to send me another photo. Yess-ah! Another photo of yourselves or your son Kelvin, holding a sign that says these words-ah, and these words only, and nothing else-ah: "Reverend Chuck Tan Doori is my sheperd and I shall be his lambchop monkey". But I also believe-ah that "I love Chuck Tan Doori" will do just fine too. Aaaamen!
Remember, this is very important for me to get this transaction going. So you MUST send me-ah this photo I just described. Halleluuuujah! Now go out and make diciples, harvest crops and kick ugly babies in the name of the Holy Bearded Fella.
Please I beg You to hurry, I really need the cash-ah to be able to give my family proper treatment for the muppetitis!!!
Blessed Regards and hairy man-nipple squeezes from
Reverend Chuck "Don't stick that candle there, Father" Tan Doori.
Thursday, September 14, 2006
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Africans replied .. o_O
>From: grace owen < graceowen001@yahoo.fr >
>To: Chuck Tan Doori < cursedemon@hotmail.com >
>Subject: Thanks
>Date: Thu, 14 Sep 2006 18:53:31 +0200 (CEST)
>
>From: Mrs Grace Owen
>Telephone: +22507066535
>
> To: Reverend Chuck Tan Doori,
>
> Dearest one,
>
> I thank you very much for your prompt response to my mail which has again reassured my strength and life to living,.
>
> I will like you to help me transfer this money into your nominated bank account so that you will use it for onward investment and for the help of less privileges and you have selected for this mission after series of prayer and I will hand you over this transaction to be complete on my behalf as my foreign partner due to my present condition.
>
>Beloved one, you should send to me the bellow detailed information.
>
>1. A copy of your international passport or national identity.
>2. Your contacts address including your telephone and fax number.
>
> Meanwhile, immediately this information is received, you will be present and declare at the bank as my foreign partner that have come to assist me transfer this money into his nominated bank account for onward investment and for the future of my son.
>
>In the meantime, I assure you that this transaction is 100 percent legitimate and I will also detail to you all the document regarding the deposition of this fund and also a letter of authority including the bank contact so that you will contact the bank directly and require to them on how to transfer this money into your nominated bank account.
>
>So, I appreciate your urgent response so that we will proceed immediately on this transaction and also kindly call my son KELVIN OWEN on our telephone number : +22507066535 for oral discussion about this transaction because I can not be able to talk due to my present condition.
>
>I sincerely thank you for your kind interest on this transaction.
>
>Yours sincerely.
>
>Mrs Grace Owen
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Praaaiiiise the Lord, Mrs Owen!
I am truly glad to hear-ah that You are feeling better, because of Jesus Lord our eternal Father! He reached into Your golden heart and squeezed it with His everlasting goodness-ah and honey crusted fingers, oh Yess-ah! YESS-ah, He has blessed You Grace, You are so lucky!
As you asked, I've scanned my passport-ah, into the computer and I'm sending it to You right now, right this second, with help from His allmighty internet power, and I dooo hope-ah this pleases you Mrs Owen. ( http://www.home.no/taragraph/pass.jpg Høhøhø :p)
But I must tell you one thing-ah, Mrs Grace Owen. One thing indeed-ah! My Lord has spoken to me while I was bathin' with my mother, and He urged me to ask You too for identification, Grace-ah. Yes-ah, YES I must see thy passport my dear. Halleluja, You must send me a picture of thyself as a symbol of Your honesty and sincerity. I must have this picture within three days-ah, or I cannot complete this transaction-ah. The Lord has spoken and so it shall be.
Meanwhile I will pray for You, Grace! I've inflated a balloon-ah, written Your holy name on it and tomorrow first thing after dinner I'm going to climb up unto the roof of my barn and let go of it, Grace. Yesss-ah, I will release this balloon into the holy Heaven sky itself, Grace, for You! So Jesus will know You are suffering, and He will save Your blessed soul. Halleluja Grace! I will also be buck nekkid-ah during this procedure. Amen-ah!
I will also need-ah, all Your bank account information and social security number. Phone number will also be needed. And oh, what size shoes do You wear, Grace?
I'm lookin forward to spending Your money, Grace. Thank You so much-ah for this blessed opportunity, Yourselves are truly an outstanding Christian lady. Amen! My son, Kermit wants me to forward his best wishes to You, and big jelly donut huggies. Halleluja! Praiiise the Lord now!
Best wishes and happy newyear from thy beloved favorite pastor of all time,
Reverend Chuck Tan Doori, Priest of Thunder and Lovemaking with oysters
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