And the scam goes on ...
To: Chuck Tan Doori ,
Dearest one,
I sincerely thank you so much for your response and interest to assist us in this transaction and as you was informed, your information has today submitted at the bank as my foreign associate and a guardian to my son KELVIN OWEN.
So, I will appreciate you to contact the bank directly as my foreign associate. Again, you should request from them on how this transfer will be made into your nominated bank account as I can not handle this transaction due to my present condition.
Here is the bank contact bellow:
Bank Atlantic CI
Av. Du General Gaulle Plateau
04 BP 1036 Abidjan 04
Rev. Dr. Martin Lafon (Bank Manager)
Tell: +22507001306
Fax: +22506435701
Email: infobaci@banknoteclub.com
Further more, you should contact the bank urgently and inform me your conversation with them through email and call Kelvin for any information about this transaction because I have explain everything to him.
Attached is the picture me and my late husband and Kelvin. ( http://www.home.no/taragraph/MEANDMYLATEHUSBAND.jpg og http://www.home.no/taragraph/KELVINPIC.jpg Herregud!)
We hope to hear from you soon.
Yours sincerely.
Mrs Grace Owen
+22507066535
...Det her tar jo aldri slutt?!...Ok, siste sjangs:
Greetings and-ah salutations in the name of The Lord to You, lovely Grace-ah!
While eatin' my blessed macaroni and cheese-ah dinner today I suddenly realized-ah that HEY-ah! Heyyy! I haven't heard from-ah little Mrs Grace Owen for quite some time now. By the Lord Father in the Honey Heavens! Are you dead, Mrs. Grace? Has the evil satanic-ah disease finally brought you down-ah!? I sure hope not, for I dooo have-ah some interesting news for you!
My son Kermit left town the other day-ah! He's gone-ah...Gone to become a missionary in the forest nearby, to tame those filthy natives we got living around there. Jesus praiiise him, for he shall set those savages free Grace! Yesss-ah! YESSS-AH! By the way-ah, I really think your son Kelvin reminds me of one of my old classmates. His name was Celsius. He had the worst-ah, WORSt-ah sunburn you could evah imagine, Grace! For God had made Celsius an albino. And so he cried-ah, he CRIED-ah! But he was brave-ah, and all the children made up a song about him and called him Sunny.
Those were happy days, Grace. And he would pray every night-ah, for the Lord God Jesus Allmighty Fathah and Cousins to make his life easier, but nothing ever happened. The boy-ah...was CURSED-ah! AMEN! Please look at the picture I'm sending-ah, to see how terrible he looked because of Satan. ( http://www.home.no/taragraph/albino2.jpg ) Grace, you must pray for him too! Halleluja, pray for dearest Celcius! Pray for the Holy Lord to make him brown like myself-ah!
I will also include-ah, this family photo. ( http://www.home.no/taragraph/ventriloquist.jpg ) HALLELUJAH! Yesss! You can see my father on the left, my brother in the middle and-ah his two sons, Brown Moe and Freckled Pete. Bless them! Bless them, for they have this terrible disease-ah! They've all got muppetitis, normally a disease known only in muppet families, but now we've contracted it too. Pray for them, Grace. PRAY-ah!!
And finally I have-ah one very very important message for You, Gracie... I've been in contact with the Holy Bank and I'm ready. Ready to make the blessed transaction for your beloved son Kelvin.
But I will need another thing from you Grace, and I need a better picture. I need you to prove-ah to me that you are really yourselves, and not one of Satan's dark angels in disguise.
You will have to send me another photo. Yess-ah! Another photo of yourselves or your son Kelvin, holding a sign that says these words-ah, and these words only, and nothing else-ah: "Reverend Chuck Tan Doori is my sheperd and I shall be his lambchop monkey". But I also believe-ah that "I love Chuck Tan Doori" will do just fine too. Aaaamen!
Remember, this is very important for me to get this transaction going. So you MUST send me-ah this photo I just described. Halleluuuujah! Now go out and make diciples, harvest crops and kick ugly babies in the name of the Holy Bearded Fella.
Please I beg You to hurry, I really need the cash-ah to be able to give my family proper treatment for the muppetitis!!!
Blessed Regards and hairy man-nipple squeezes from
Reverend Chuck "Don't stick that candle there, Father" Tan Doori.
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